Nothing hits as close to home as a joke or pun about far-off outer space. From puns about planets to cosmic quips, we’re here to take you on a fun journey through the universe of humor. Whether you’re a space enthusiast or just want a good laugh, join us for some out-of-this-world fun with these space jokes!
Space Jokes
1. I am throwing a party in space.
Can you help me planet?
2. I checked out a book on antigravity …
And I can’t put it down!
3. I thought about putting an observatory in my house.
But the cost was astronomical.
4. I’m so disappointed. I keep pressing the space bar on my keyboard, but I’m still on Earth.
5. Learning about space all day is exhausting.
I need a launch break.
6. The scientists’ new paper about alien life-forms didn’t get published.
It was too far out.
7. I want to be an astronaut when I grow up.
My mom says I have high hopes.
8. My kid is obsessed with the moon.
I’m hoping it’s just a phase.
9. What do astronauts listen to on the radio?
Nep-tunes.
10. What will they call the first interstellar currency?
Starbucks.
11. Why does the moon need money?
It’s on its last quarter.
12. What do aliens say to cats?
Take me to your litter.
13. What do you say to a three-headed alien?
Hello. Hello. Hello.
14. Where do aliens park their spaceships?
Next to the parking meteor.
15. What do you give a nervous alien?
Lots of space.
16. What animal followed the cow over the moon?
A space sheep.
17. How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
18. Why did Neptune break up with Uranus?
They wanted a Plutonic relationship.
19. Why did the star go to school?
To get brighter.
20. Why did the astronaut go to the podiatrist?
He had missile-toe.
21. What did Jupiter say to Saturn?
I like you. Give me a ring sometime.
22. Want to go on a date in outer space?
No pressure.
23. Are you an asteroid?
Because you rock my world.
24. Are you the sun?
Because my world revolves around you.
25. Why don’t people like to talk about all the mysterious space in the universe?
It’s a dark matter.
26. Why is the moon constantly moody?
It’s just going through a phase.
27. What candy should you give an alien?
A Mars bar.
28. What do starlets like to read before bed?
Comet books.
29. What is the slowest of all species in the galaxy?
Snailiens.
30. What do aliens do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
31. What’s the best board game to play with your family in space?
Moon-opoly!
32. What’s a meal on the moon called?
A satellite dish.
33. Why did Ms. Moon split up with Mr. Sun?
He never wanted to go out with her at night.
34. What’s the moon’s favorite bagel?
Cinna-moon raisin.
35. What did the Earth make fun of the moon for?
Having no life.
36. What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
37. Why haven’t aliens come to our solar system yet?
They read the reviews: one star.
38. Yesterday I was charged $10,000 for sending my cat into space.
It was a cat astro fee.
39. Despite space being a vacuum …
Mars is really dusty.
40. Why will space be a popular tourist spot?
The view is breathtaking and will leave you speechless.
41. Who in the solar system has the loosest change?
The moon because it keeps changing quarters.
42. How did the alien break his phone?
He Saturn it.
43. Did you hear about the astronaut who broke the law of gravity?
He received a suspended sentence.
44. Why didn’t the child understand the concept of life on other planets?
It was an alien concept.
45. What do aliens say when they fall in love?
You’ve abducted my heart!
46. Did you hear what happened when Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon?
He didn’t understand the gravity of the situation.
47. Why did everyone want to date the sun?
He was hot!
48. How do you get clean in outer space?
You take a meteor shower.
49. What do you say if you want to start a fight in space?
Comet me, bro!
50. Why did the star have a crush on the sun?
It was the center of his universe.
51. What happened to the alien who stepped in gum?
She got stuck in Orbit.
52. What’s an alien’s favorite day of the week?
Sun-day.
53. How does an alien get a haircut?
Eclipse it!
54. What did the alien say when he saw a gardener?
Take me to your weeder!
55. What do you get when you cross an alien with something white and fluffy?
A martian-mallow!
56. What is a moon’s go-to pizza topping?
Moon-zerella cheese.
57. What do you call croissants in space?
Spacetries.
58. Why was the star so similar to his dad?
Like father, like sun.
Punny Space Jokes
59. Orion’s Belt is a huge waist of space.
60. I wanted to have a space-themed birthday party, but there was no one to planet.
61. Einstein released his theory about space, and it was about time too!
62. My boyfriend wanted me to give up my career in NASA to marry him, but I couldn’t. I need my space.
63. The earth’s rotation really makes my day.
64. I’m addicted to space jokes, but someday I’ll over-comet.
65. My kid is obsessed with the moon. I’m hoping it’s just a phase.
66. I have a problem with my astronaut friends. They never Apollo-gise.
67. I sent all your selfies to NASA because you’re a star!
68. Be there in one moon-ute!
69. Last night I sat outside to watch a satellite pass by. It went over my head.
70. You must be the sun because you’re the center of my universe.
71. You’re always starring up trouble.
72. Saturn’s name is the best in our solar system. It has a nice ring to it.
73. I took a rocket science course last year. It was a blast.
74. I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon. Neil before me.
75. I would love to go to space, but the cost is astronomical!
76. My sun is a star.
77. You’re really in the ozone today.
78. Not everyone can pull off wearing a spacesuit, but I’m going to rocket.
79. We have to buy the moonlight, lunar or later.
80. These jokes are out of this world!
